Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Cool-down Wednesday

Finally the weather here in CA is acting like it's on the edge of October. Went to Oakland today and really busy/tired so not much to report today other than I need to get to bed earlier on Sunday and Tuesday nights.

Diet for Wed 9/30/09:
Breakfast Part 1 (home)
  • Fiber One original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins

Breakfast Part 2 (Oakland)
  • poppy seed bagel w/butter
  • work mug of coffee

Midday
  • 2nd cup of coffee (see sleep, lack of)

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich from Ratto's
  • 1 small bag Sun chips Harvest Cheddar
  • 1 can Coke Zero

Dinner
  • leftover London Broil
  • 1 cup lima beans
  • 1 cup mashed potatoes

Dessert
  • 1 serving fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for 9/30/09:
  • 30 min walking in Oakland


Sleep for 9/30/09:
  • 4.5 hours (oy)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Biggest Loser Week 3

Quite obvious the "villain" role this year is being foisted on Tracey. I don't think she's necessarily evil, just dumb. She "won" both temptation challenges this week yet still managed to drop 11 pounds and stay on the show. I thought this week promoted a very nice fellowship what with people helping the coach finish up his one challenge and the red team biting the bullet to keep the heaviest person on campus. Oh yeah - and celebrity look-alikes on the show : Antoine = Micheal Vick (inflated), Allen = Chris Carter (inflated), Tracey = Chucky (not inflated).

Diet for Tues 9/29/09:
Breakfast
  • Cheerios w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • No I don't really get sick of practically the same breakfast every morning, it's easy

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat w/fat-free cheese
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Dinner
  • 3-4 oz chicken breast
  • 1 cup lima beans
  • 1 cup mashed potatoes
  • 2 glasses red wine (hey it was the end of the bottle)

Dessert
  • 2 servings fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Sleep for Tues 9/29/09:
  • 8 hours - probably why I dropped 4 pounds overnight instead of 2 like on Monday morning

Monday, September 28, 2009

Weigh-In Day # 4 : Sleepy Monday

Official weight for Monday 9/28/09 : 221
Change from last week : 0

Welp...parred the hole. And given that I drank and went off-diet two separate days this weekend it's actually a pretty good thing.

One thing that's not working lately is me getting enough sleep. I have read before that lack of sleep can inhibit weight loss as well as exacerbate other health issues. For a while there I was able to get a regular 7-8 hours a night and was losing weight at a good clip, I think I need to get back to that. So in the interest of forcing myself back into that habit, I'm going to include a "sleep" category from now in addition to the current "diet" and "exercise" sections of my daily report. We'll see if that (a) makes me sleep more, and (b) translates to any differences in weight loss/gain. It should - I sometimes weigh myself before going to bed and waking up again, and I have noticed that I'll lose about 2-4 pounds overnight depending on how much sleep I get.

Diet for Monday 9/28/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Work mug of coffee
  • poppy-seed bagel w/butter from Bagel Street Cafe

Mid-morning
  • another mug of coffee (I was really tired)

Lunch (Ness came to Oakland on her Northern CA tour to pick me up)
  • Turkey sandwich from Ratto's
  • 1 small bag Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar flavor
  • 1 can Coke Zero

Dinner
  • 3-4 oz piece of leftover London Broil
  • 1 cup of lima beans
  • 1 cup of mashed potatoes

Dessert
  • 1 100-cal pack of Jello chocolate pudding


Exercise for Monday 9/28/09:
  • 20 min walking in Oakland


Sleep for Monday 9/28/09 (these figures will actually be the night before)
  • 6 hours

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Sunday shower...

...no it didn't rain, I wish. It's almost October already and we're still seeing 100-degree temperatures here in the Sacramento area, what the hell. No, today I went with Super-Girlfriend Ness to her friend's baby shower in Stockton (it was a family co-ed thing), a well-timed diversion from the Raiders/Broncos game being blacked out and the staggering ineptness of Jamarcus Russell. Still managed to get in my workout in the morning, and limited myself to two beers at the cookout that ensued. The straight facts :

Diet for Sunday 9/27/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread

Lunch
  • one hamburger w/cheese, tomato, ketchup and mustard on a white bun
  • one foot-long hot dog on a white bun
  • about 3/4 cup of potato salad (awesome stuff)
  • Two light beers
  • a few veggies and dip
  • a whole bunch of water

Dinner
  • Subway foot-long roasted chicken breast on wheat
  • one bag Baked Lay's
  • 44 oz Diet Coke (thirsty)

Dessert
  • the usual fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt. Hey chocolate, it's not just a flavor, it's a way of life, SONNN..


Exercise for Sunday 9/27/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • Modified "gentle hill" run for 20 minutes (all at 1% grade on treadmill):
    • 10 min @ 7 mph
    • 5 min @ 8 mph
    • 1 min @ 7 mph
    • 2 min @ 6 mph
    • 1 min @ 7 mph
    • 1 min @ 8 mph
  • Cooldown : 1 min @ 4 mph, 2 min @ 3.5 mph, 2 min @ 3 mph

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Saturday hangover cures

Went out early for breakfast with some friends from last night, took a big nap and then spent a couple hours cleaning the house before going out for sushi. A bit too dehydrated and achy for exercise today, decided to give the intense stuff a rest for a day. Also found out that the sushi people are not shouting "San Jose!!", they're saying "Irashaimase!!" which means "Welcome to the restaurant!!" in Japanese. And before you guys poo-poo my blandish maki choices, please understand that sushi, in my book, is simply a delivery mechanism for sweet, nostril-cleansing wasabi.

The spiel:

Diet for Saturday 9/26/09:
Slight hangover breakfast
  • 3 eggs, scrambled
  • 3 strips of bacon
  • about 1-1.5 cups of home fries w/peppers and onions
  • about 1/2 of a stack of two monster buttermilk pancakes with some syrup (no butter)
  • 1/2 a piece of wheat toast with nothing on it
  • 3-4 small cups of coffee

Midday after-nap
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins

Dinner (Arigato Sushi)
  • 6 pieces California roll
  • 6 pieces of "Miss Philly" roll which had a bunch of fish and some cream cheese in it
  • Diet coke

Dessert
  • 1 serving fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Saturday 9/26/09:
  • about 90 minutes of cleaning the house

Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday reunion

Went out for a birthday party with a bunch of friends I hadn't seen since I started my weight-loss journey six months ago, was happy to see them, had a great time. Didn't leave much room for proselytization, so here's the facts...jack... :

Diet for Friday 9/25/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • Two pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat w/fat-free cheese
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Afternoon
  • Extra cup of coffee (to wake up for going out later)

Dinner
After-dinner
  • 4-5 beers over the course of several hours, ossifer


Exercise for Friday 9/25/09:

Thursday, September 24, 2009

10 Things a Fit Superhero Can Do

I read this article in Men's Health called "10 Standards to Assess Your Fitness Level" by Adam Campbell, so I decided, let's give this a test and see how I do...

According to Mr. Campbell, a "fit" man can:

1. Bench press 1.5 times his own body weight - for me currently that would be about 330 pounds, or 6 plates plus two fives and two 2.5's. The most I think I've ever done EVER was 225 (4 plates) and that I barely got up once. I just don't do well in combine drills, and I definitely have never even wanted to do this sort of lifting so I'll pass. Hulk, it's all yours. To be fair, they do give a sliding scale on each of these bullet points, but I'm just going by the ultimate measure. Here on the sliding scale I'd be "weak".

2. Run 1.5 miles in 10 minutes - ok this one I thought I might actually be able to do...on the treadmill at least....so I warmed up, stretched, set the thing on 9 mph and let it rip to see if I could last 10 minutes...and it worked - right...RIGHT???? Well, too bad this isn't horseshoes cause I got close. I hit 7 minutes and basically went delirious...I mean, I look over at the TV going "wow who is she?" then realize I'm watching Serie A football...oy...so needless to say to preserve my peace of mind I had to back down to 8 mph for 2 minutes, but then I started to feel ok, so I was like - hey if I just jam it the last minute maybe I can still make it...so I went to 9 mph again for 45 seconds, and then 10 mph for 35 seconds....and completed my 1.5 miles in 10:20. So ok, almost. Still, rather than give up there to go sulk I did a rest rate pace for 4:40, then did 15 more minutes of interval training. Then I went to sulk in my frozen yogurt. We'll get there. Right now I'm just barely on the line between "ordinary" and "endurance excellence".

3. Touch the basketball rim - yea-right. Being born caucasian, I am naturally vertically-challenged. I can touch the net on a good day and ordinarily I'm pretty sure I can clear a couple phone books. My status : "grounded". Next!!

4. Leg press 2 1/4 his own body weight - seems like an awfully weird number to pick, Mr. C....but that would be about 495 pounds for me. My leg strength is a definite strong point, so I think I could actually do that on the leg press machine once.....once.... But since I don't have access to a leg press machine - "shaky foundation" it is. mmmmmmmmmNEXT.

5. Swim 700 yards in 12 minutes - okay break that down. 700 yds = about 640 m. An Olympic-sized pool is 50 m across, so that's rougly 13 times across the pool in under 12 minutes, roughly 55 seconds each time across at a steady pace. I dunno about that one, I'm a strong swimmer but not a fast one (I was a lifeguard once....ONCE...). The problem is, the only accessible pool of any size for me is the local public pool, and good luck keeping 50 yards of that clear for longer than 5 seconds. Would love to try, but no real measurable way to test this one, sorry. Maybe if I go to a lake with a really long tape measure...otherwise I'm considered "sunk".

6. Do 40 pushups - pfft. He didn't even give a time limit on this one. I've done 50 in a row, did it a couple months ago. Of course I strained a shoulder doing it so I'm not game to try again, but I did it so nyah. One point for "strong and tough".

7. Measure up - no not that. Get your mind out of the gutter. Say hi to mine first though. This is waist circumference divided by hip circumference. Despite wearing much narrower pants I barely scored in the "ordinary" range here (36 / 40 = 0.90)

8. Run 300 yards in less than a minute - well when I was 19 I could, but I'll have to test that one later, too exhausted from that crazy running I just finished. I'll test this later, maybe I'll go run with the skunks over the weekend. Long story.

9. Touch his toes - they give this really great description of what to do and how to measure it, but then no scale as to how well you did. I can touch my toes that way, no problem at all, so I'm giving myself a point for this one.

10. Throw a basketball 75 yards from his knees - how...frickin...random...is that...? Dude, I don't think I can throw a damn baseball that far standing up, I have a terrible arm, forget it. Plus my neighbors already think I'm a dip, don't need any more fuel to the fire by sitting in the local soccer or football field throwing a basketball while kneeling. I'll pass on that pass.

So all in all I got...2 out of 10, with a slight possibility on 3 more.

Final verdict : Adam, you gotta be f-in kidding me. Maybe you could title it "10 standards to assess the fitness of an Elite NFL or NBA athlete" instead. I mean, seriously, these are some pretty tough marks in anyone's book - I've been working out like mad for 6 months straight and I'm barely 20-50% fit? Bull pucky. I think it's all relative - if you feel good, you're maintaining a good weight and overall health, that's what really matters. Not getting a six pack or ripping up biceps or crossing some arbitrary line in the sand like this article sets. Will I keep trying this stuff? You bet your ass, I love a challenge. But it's not what you got, it's how you use it. Ok I'm stopping there before I say something really stupid...

Diet for Thurs 9/24/09:
Breakfast
  • Cheerios w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat w/fat-free cheese

Dinner
  • 4 oz London Broil, grilled
  • 1 serving mashed potatoes
  • 1 serving lima beans
  • one glass red wine

Post-Workout Dessert of Shame
  • 2 servings fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt w/Hershey's lite chocolate syrup


Exercise for Thurs 9/24/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • An attempt to break 1.5 miles in 10 minutes on the treadmill that failed and became a 30-minute interval workout instead:
    • 7 min @ 9 mph
    • 2 min @ 8 mph
    • 45 sec @ 9 mph
    • 35 sec @ 10 mph
    • 4 min, 40 sec @ 4 mph
    • 5 min @ 7 mph
    • 3 min @ 4 mph
    • 3 min @ 6 mph
    • 3 min @ 5 mph
    • 1 min @ 8 mph
  • Cooldown : 1 min @ 4 mph, 2 min @ 3.5 mph, 2 min @ 3 mph

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Drama Wednesday

Yesterday in my rush to get out of the house for my daughter's soccer practice, I accidentally left the set of spare keys on the rear bumper of my car...and didn't realize it until around midnight when I was getting ready to go to Oakland the next day. So I spent a good 60-90 minutes searching around the garage, the driveway, the street outside, all the way down the block and around the corner, nothing. I'll bet if my neighbors saw me that looked funny though - a 6'1 white dude with glasses walking down the middle of the street barefoot with a mag lite looking for something, wonder if any of them called the cops. Anyway I couldn't find the keys and eventually concluded that they probably fell off the bumper in the driveway and someone picked them - which meant that the keys to open everything outside the house were now in someone else's hands. I didn't get much sleep with the alarm on, I wrote a message telling the office I wouldn't be in, wound up calling a locksmith to change out 13-14 locks outside, don't ask what it cost. Stupid stupid stupid.

At any rate between lock changing, napping, fitting in meals/exercise and working I didn't have time for a rant today, so just the facts ma'am.

Diet for Wed 9/23/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat w/fat-free cheese
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Snack
  • 20 pieces Synder's fat-free mini-pretzels
  • 1 can orange soda

Dinner
  • 6 oz Chicken of the Sea Pink Salmon
  • 1 cup asparagus, cooked
  • 1 serving Knorr cheddar broccoli rice
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 2 servings fat-free chocolate yogurt w/Hershey's lite chocolate syrup


Exercise for Wed 9/23/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph
  • 10 min stretching
  • 30 min "sports-style" interval training on the treadmill (where the intervals are less regular)
    • 5 min @ 5 mph
    • 2 min @ 10 mph
    • 2 min @ 4 mph
    • 30 sec @ 10 mph
    • 30 sec @ 4 mph
    • 30 sec @ 10 mph
    • 30 sec @ 4 mph
    • 30 sec @ 10 mph
    • 30 sec @ 4 mph
    • 30 sec @ 10 mph
    • 30 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 60 sec @ 4 mph
    • 20 sec @ 10 mph
    • 4 min, 40 sec @ 5 mph
    • 60 sec @ 10 mph
  • 5 min cooldown - 1 min @ 4 mph, 2 min @ 3.5 mph, 2 min @ 3 mph

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Biggest Loser Week 2

I figured since this is a blog about weight loss, you can't very well ignore the most popular show on television regarding the subject, so from week to week as it airs on Tuesdays I'll try to post a review of the show as I see it.

First off - my overall opinion of TBL: I am a fan, it's an entertaining show, I particularly like seeing the changes in people after they leave the show. Overall it's inspiring, even a little tearjerking at times as I find myself identifying with people who had some of the worst habits I developed as an obese adult AND THEN SOME. I mean damn, I thought I was fat, but these folks take it to a whole other level - and we're getting more of their back-stories this year which I think is great. And just like every other reality show out there, there's people to love and hate, whether it's fair or not. Last year I hated Joelle, whose overt helplessness and over-the-top Budget Oprah impersonation even made Bob lose it...and probably my favorite contestant was Tara, who I felt gave the most inspired effort and really deserved to win (came in 3rd). This year, although she's from my home state, I gotta say Amanda is the one that just strikes me the wrong way - just something about the "holier-than-thou" expression on her face and the repeated mentions of "America chose me..." I guess; my early favorites are Daniel and Rebecca for overall good attitudes. I admit though, whenever I get to the point with one of these shows where I'm actually rooting for or against someone on it, I want to smack myself across the face - this is a stupid reality show. But ultimately I realize it's me being angry at my own behavior that is now thankfully in the past.

The negatives from this show - it's probably setting most people's expectations of their own personal weight-loss far too high. For instance, these people are given 24-hour access to top-notch gym equipment, nothing but nutritious food, two excellent high-priced personal trainers, examined by excellent doctors and physio staff, and taken completely out of their environment for any number of weeks - they don't have to work, they don't have family obligations, hell they barely have any contact with the outside world at all. It's like sending people away to Fatty Boombah Boot Camp, which quite honestly would not be such a bad idea for large portions of the Midwest and South. But in real life, that sort of perfect storm for losing weight is damn near impossible unless you're of incredible independent means - we have jobs, we have kids, we have friends and special occasions, we drive past acres of unhealthy options every single day. So when I see one of these FAT contestants crying about only losing 5 pounds in a week, that does bother me a bit because I know in real life that sort of loss would be cause for spectacular celebration. It's only within the context of a race-against-time that it becomes bad news. Fortunately most of us are not in that race and can lose at a more gradual pace. It's better to lose at the slower pace anyway (1-2 pounds per week), because if you notice by the end the people who've lost the most weight the quickest tend to look like a giant deflated skin balloon with some bones in it. Losing more slowly gives the loose skin a chance to contract so you wind up with less of it because it preserves more of the skin's natural elasticity.

Another thing I noticed that I don't necessarily feel has a real world bearing - the use of protein powder as a supplement. I realize there's some people out there that swear by it, and I've taken it in the past to try and speed up my metabolism...but the bottom line is that for me the effects of the stuff have proved negligible. If you're only taking in 1200 calories a day like these folks, and maybe not as much protein in the diet while working 5-6 hours a day in the gym, then just PERHAPS you might need that extra burst of protein to help rebuild your muscles for the next day's punishment. Sort of like a natural steroid cream. But the truth is, most Americans already get way more protein in their diets than their body needs - the norm is supposed to be about 52-56g for men and 46g for women, yet we average 75-100g for men and 60-65g for women as a country. One serving of the Biggest Loser Protein Powder is about 6g of protein alone, so if you did that twice a day, that's about 25% of your daily protein right there. And I'm sorry, whey protein powder tastes like shit no matter what you put it in so you're better off searching for your protein in lean meats, eggs and beans.

Anyway back to the current show - this week everyone had to lose 150 pounds to give everyone immunity, which they did (155 lbs was the final total). It's quite obvious that many of these people are dealing with heavy emotional issues, which is also good to see because a lot of times it's that stress and inability to deal with it that causes some to overeat and blow up. Usually week # 2 is the week where everyone hits a giant wall and the contestants either don't lose much or sometimes even gain weight, but with the trainers pushing a bit harder to reach that goal, they were able to continue the huge losses from the first week. I'm imagining that next week will be quite a different story. Also - hey Producers, WTF happened to Tracey??? She collapsed in week # 1 and we never get to find out why. I think that's a big mistake if the overall goal is to keep people from dying from FAT-ness, then they ought to be confronted with it face-to-face. Perhaps it's some sort of privacy issue where Tracey blocked the right to talk about it and therefore it's not the producers' fault, but I think that's a big opportunity missed right there. Anyway I'll still watch it, at least the show hasn't fallen off like American Hide-All. More next week...

Diet for Tuesday 9/22/09:
Breakfast
  • Cheerios w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz apple juice w/vitamins - ran out of OJ and YUCK
  • big cup of coffee
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread

Lunch (had to eat quick before soccer practice)
  • PB&J sandwich on wheat w/fat-free cheese. Go on, say your "ew's" and get it out of the way, then go ahead and put cheese on EVERY other kind of sandwich in the world...

Dinner
  • Subway foot-long roasted chicken breast on wheat
  • one apple

Dessert
  • 1 serving fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Tuesday 9/22/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • Circuits 1 & 2 of the Total Exhaustion Workout - would have done the whole thing if I wasn't pressed for time again, will hopefully do the whole thing on Saturday

Monday, September 21, 2009

Weigh-In Day # 3 - "Killer at Large"

Official weight for Monday 9/21/09 : 221
Change from last week : -3

Back on the horsey ride we go. Up and down peaks and valleys like one of those crazy stock-market graphs, hopefully arriving at the desired destination, which in our case is not up into the stratosphere but on a steady march downwards. In other words, mission still accomplished - I went on vacation, I ate a bunch of crap and drank like a fish, yet here I stand a week later not only back where I started but one pound lower. I got back on track and even in a week where I was very busy and only got in three real workouts, I still ate well enough to drop the stupid-weight I put on in Vegas. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. And to have my own loudmouth rhetoric proven right :)

Switching gears now - today I saw a documentary recommended by a friend called "Killer at Large : Why Obesity is America's Greatest Threat" directed by Steven Greenstreet and featuring appearances by Bill Clinton, Ahnold, Ralph Nader, Chevy Chase, et. al. Overall my impression of the movie is that it provides a whole lot of useful information on root causes of obesity, and for that alone I would highly recommend watching it, but in the end I don't belive it does the greatest job in selling the solution. It does however, unwittingly pull both sides into the argument in a way that shows how each is screwing up, either intentionally or not.

Basically the film takes most of its time blaming the fast food industry, large corporate food empires and government complicity with it all for the American people's descent into FAT land, of which numerous examples are given. You can see the movie for yourself, I don't need to go into details here other than to say that University of Washington study I spoke about on Saturday is mentioned yet again (an additional note here - I now understand why neither side will come out and debunk that study publicly, because it's just too useful as PR in its current form; junk food companies can use it to tout value, and anti-junk activists can use it to try and drive healthy food prices lower). In contrast, the film also shows several industry and conservative types, mostly from Fox News (including Dubya), and they all mention the words "personal responsibility" in dealing with the obesity epidemic and more or less pushing that responsibility off to the individual. The funny thing is, I don't believe these two world views are all that incompatible.

Naturally, when the Bush-era people from the film say "personal responsibility", that's only half the story where they're concerned - while they say that stuff out loud, they then get into bed with every corporate lobbyist available, even giving them key government positions designed to regulate the very industries from whence these lobbyists came. These people in turn do everything they can to stifle debate, muddy the waters, and make it generally impossible for the public at large to get good health information or for the government to put into place and enforce guidelines for how food is to be processed, marketed, sold, etc in this country. So yes, there is that particular evil being foisted upon us by the marketing machine and not kept in check by the government, and this is a wrong that needs to be righted. But by focusing solely on that, I think the more liberal voices in the film are missing their chance to really pry the debate open - that is, while this corporate-run environment we currently have does play a significant role in propagating obesity with aggressive marketing to both adults and children, misleading advertising and labeling, and outright refusal to improvements or changes, the end solution HAS to be personal responsibility. And oddly enough, after all that railing against the machine, the last two minutes of the film attempts to do just that - in a really weak summation that I feel doesn't do the message enough justice.

Basically it's like I've been saying in this blog - it's up to you, FATTIE. Unless you're a baby or a kid, nobody feeds you but you. Do I believe we need healthier fare in schools and the government cooperation to do so? Hells yeah. Same goes for advertising targeted directly at kids. We regulate tobacco, firearm and alcohol ads twenty times over (and in fact there's one really shocking scene in the movie where Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble are selling Winston cigarettes in an old commercial), but we do nothing of the sort for junk food or even restaurant food. It's the kind of thing the food industry wants, to create a perfect "cradle to grave" brand loyalty by seeding the minds of children, and it's disgusting. But still, once you're out of school, out of the house and on your own as an adult, that behavior to eat or not to eat, that is on YOU. I can't believe I'm quoting O'Reilly cause I hate the man, but "nobody puts a gun to your head and pulls you inside the Burger King". You make that conscious decision to go eat a bunch of crap. I do it sometimes too. My point is that though this particular "personal responsibility" argument is most often used by the conservative side of the debate as a cover to deny ANY corporate responsibility whatsoever, that doesn't have to be its sole use. I think if the more liberal voices want to make headway, they need to take that phrase back, own it, and show how personal responsibility can be bolstered by the proper amount of regulation...otherwise we're just catering to the usual bitching and moaning about how bad and evil Big Business is, and all the other side hears is REENY REENY REENY REENY. Duh. That's the nature of Big Business - to be evilly profit-oriented until told otherwise, so let's stop pretending that's not the case and operate from there. End soapbox.

Diet for Monday 9/21/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One original, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice with vitamins
  • one poppy-seed bagel with butter
  • work mug of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich from Ratto's
  • 1 bag Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar
  • 2 cans Coke Zero

Dinner
  • Turkey on wheat sandwich w/fat-free cheese
  • one ear of corn with yogurt spread & salt

Dessert
  • 1 1/2 servings fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Monday 9/21/09:
  • 30-35 min walking around Oakland to get from place to place, as per usual

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Sunday quick post

Nothing much to say after yesterday's outburst, had another great day with the kids, saw the Raiders win and watched myself get stomped in Fantasy Football. Here's my stuff, cross your fingers for tomorrow:

Diet for 9/20/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • two pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat - 4 slices deli turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese (btw I toast the bread and stick the turkey in the microwave so everything is warm and melted)
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Dinner (tried something new)
  • 1/2 halibut steak w/seafood rub - good but expensive, kids didn't like it but I think they're just generally turned off to fish
  • 1 cup asparagus cooked w/yogurt spread & garlic salt
  • 1 1/2 servings of Pasta Roni garlic herb angel hair pasta
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 2 servings fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt w/Hershey's lite chocolate sauce

Late-night craving killer (wanted a sandwich, decided to kill off the urge with the following)
  • one glass red wine
  • 1/3 Hershey's Dark chocolate bar (sorry Ness)


Exercise for 9/20/09 (busy day):
  • mowed lawn, took about 45 min
  • "soccer practice" with the kids at the local elementary school, just running silly drills, about an hour
  • worked out after dropping kids off:

Saturday, September 19, 2009

The High Cost of Living Healthy....? NOT!!

One of the greater excuses I hear for not making healthier substitutions for better foods, or for why all these poor people are fat and chowing down on McDonald's or Popeye's or whatever, is that it just costs too much. In fact I had a friend recently ask me if I spent more at the grocery store now than I before I stopped eating like an idiot. So I decided to do some research on this, both in my personal records and online, and take the most scientific approach to it that I could.

First - the online research. Usually there's a really well-intentioned but horribly narrow study that people reference to give excuses as to why they shouldn't be eating healthier. For instance, one of THE most quoted items I've seen recently is a University of Washington study that says if put directly against each other, calorie for calorie, pound for pound, junk food is a better value than healthier food. That is, you get more caloric content per dollar spent on junk food (such as candy, pastries, baked goods and snacks, etc) than you would if you spent the same amount on fruits and vegetables. And in addition, pricing on junk food was less subject to the laws of inflation so it was a more reliable food source to those with less economic means.

Well gee that just sounds damning, doesn't it. BZZZZZZT - wrong. It's 100% complete and total bullshit. Who in the hell funded this study - was it a joint venture between Nestle, Mars, Domino's and Krispy Kreme???!!! DUH...OF COURSE there's more caloric content in junk food, that's why it's JUNK!! The big problem with the study's assertion is that junk food is loaded with empty calories, which means it's spiked with massive amounts of fat, sodium and sugar to make it taste better. If you judge solely on the basis of calories, you're completely and totally ignoring all those other numbers that will absolutely without a doubt end your life earlier.

Also - the bulk amount of a healthy food it would take to equal an amount of junk food based on calories alone is ridiculous, this alone makes for a truly irrelevant measurement. For instance, a McDonald's Big Mac costs about $3-4 alone, but weighs in at 7.5 oz and has approx 540 calories - and with 29 g of total fat (10 g of saturated fat), well over 50% of those calories come from empty, gut-busting fat. For the same $3, I can buy a package of three romaine hearts at my local Safeway. These three together are about 66 oz, total 318 calories, and only pack in about 6 g of total fat (0 g saturated fat), amounting to about 16% of calories from fat. This is why this measurement is retarded - in order for you to equal the amount of calories alone you received from the Big Mac, you would have to eat FIVE romaine hearts in one sitting, or approximately 110 oz worth of lettuce. At that point, the Big Mac still costs you about $4, and the equivalent in romaine hearts would be about $5. Now you tell me - which one of these foods is going to fill you up faster, and for less money? Unless you're a complete corporate sell-out you're gonna go rabbit and say the lettuce - and the most I can choke down is one romaine heart per sitting (although I'm sure some of you Kobayashi wanna-be's can heifer in more). This to me is why this study is bunk, and believe me we're just scratching the surface with the dumb corporate-food-propaganda-as-science that's out there trying to keep more of the junk food junkies out there needing their fix. I'm sure if I dig hard enough I can come up with something telling me Doritos are healthy too.

I'm not going to stop there, remember I said my friend asked me if I now spend more at the grocery store. Well let's open the books on that, shall we? I decided to crack open my Quicken records and compare the first 6 months of my new eating lifestyle (3/9/2009 - 9/9/2009) with the same exact period from last year (3/9/2008 - 9/9/2008) - note that you'll need a version of Microsoft Excel to view the raw data linked there, and before you go getting all shocked, understand I'm not really revealing anything all that personal here, just places and amounts. If you look ONLY at the raw data for buying food at the grocery store between 2008 and 2009, there is a slight increase of about $75+ overall, it works out to about $12 extra per month. So yeah if we stop there like that half-assed study did, I guess I spend more at the grocery store now...

HOWEVER, you'll remember that one of the first few bits of advice I gave in this blog was to stop eating so much outside the home - and if you are a FAT person you know damn well you're chowing down on drive-thru nearly every day of your life. So I decided to also factor in the amount of money I spent on "outside food" during those two periods, and to furthermore divide that expense into two categories - "healthy" and other outside food - to see if there was any change there as well. I have a good memory but it's not photographic, so for an expense to fall into the "healthy" category, it had to be from a place where I could be reasonably certain I made a healthy choice. For me, this means Subway, Ratto's (a deli in Oakland where I get lunch), Togo's and places like that (sorry Quizno's, you don't make the cut). Using these standards, the differences between the two periods could not be more stark - here is what the summary looks like :



The numbers show two things :
  • the difference in overall monthly spending on food and how much is spent in the grocery store per month between the two periods is barely significant. Granted, I spend about $35/month more in the grocery store now than I did previously, but the overall spending is barely changed (if even a bit improved)
  • there is a huge and dramatic shift in spending on "healthy" outside food vs. the comparatively unhealthy stuff - and bear in mind I was really strict on what was being included in the "healthy" category, so some items in the "unhealthy" category may be there unfairly


Conclusions : using this logic and my own personal data, we can safely show that with a bit of discipline and making the right choices, it will NOT kill your wallet to eat healthier. If you stop spending money on restaurants and other junk, and largely spend it on food you can get at the grocery store to bring home and eat, your budget should either not significantly change or may even improve (which in my case it could improve further, if say, I decided to bring food with me to Oakland rather than buy it there, or even stopped going to Subway so much and made sandwiches at home). And as for the question of does this produce results? Hey I was nearly 270 pounds in 2008, I'm about 224 right now, you do the math. You can question my methodology here all you want, and I welcome you to comment on it, but the numbers don't lie - for about 2 hours worth of effort, I just debunked a major university study. True dat.

ADDITIONAL NOTE (9/20/09 2:00 PM) - Ness just mentioned to me that while looking at the numbers above it occured to her that there is one fundamental difference between 2008 and 2009, and it is that I had the kids one extra day per week in the summer in 2009 than I did in 2008. This means I actually spent more in the grocery store over that period because I had two extra mouths to feed for 4-5 days per month. So I've unwittingly given the 2008 period an unfair advantage over the same period in 2009, and STILL the spending is about the same or less. Therefore, had the custody schedule remained the same, I should have seen an even LARGER drop in overall spending and probably spending on outside food as well. I think at the end of the year this study bears repeating for the period the kids were in school from Mid-August to Mid-December, but I suspect that the results won't change a bit.

Diet for 9/19/09
Breakfast
  • Cheerios, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Two pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • Big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Subway foot-long roasted chicken breast sandwich w/the usual toppings
  • 1 bag Baked Lays potato chips
  • 20 oz Diet Coke

Dinner - "Crazy Backwards Breakfast Night" with the kids
  • 3 egg whites with one whole egg, scrambled
  • 3 strips bacon
  • 2 pancakes
  • one serving hash browns with a little ketchup on it
  • one homemade mimosa

After-dinner - went to see "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" in 3-D, HIGHLY recommended, nearly had a seizure laughing at it and the kids loved it too
  • about 4-5 cups of popcorn, NO BUTTER (I used to work in a movie theater, that shit is disgusting - it's congealed vegetable oil and loaded with fat)
  • one large Coke Zero


Exercise for 9/19/09:
  • had a busy day with a soccer game in the early morning after a late night of work on Friday, I collapsed in the middle of the day for two hours, then had to get dinner ready early so we could make the 8 PM movie, so I took the day off from exercise today, will get back at it tomorrow

Friday, September 18, 2009

Friday put-off

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I know....I promised another special topic today but then I got slammed with more work than I expected and I have to get up early tomorrow morning for my daughter's soccer game, so I have to put off what I was going to talk about until tomorrow. Until then, here's my daily journal...

Diet for Friday 9/18/09:
Breakfast
  • Cheerios, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • one plain bagel, toasted w/yogurt spread (ironically with the yogurt spread it's the same in Weight Watchers as the two pieces of wheat toast I normally eat)
  • Big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat bread - 4 slices deli turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese
  • one red delicious apple

Dinner
  • 10 small slices of homemade pizza - I use whole-wheat Boboli shells, Trader Joe's pizza sauce, and this low-fat shredded "Italian Mix" cheese. The kids love it and it's way healthier than take-out. Also I know 10 pieces sounds like a lot but trust me, they're really small and only count for a point each in Weight Watchers
  • one serving caesar salad - romaine lettuce, croutons, fat-free caesar dressing
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 2 servings fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Friday 9/18/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • 25 min @ 7 mph+ (14 min @ 7.0, incremented 0.1 mph each minute starting at 15 min, jump to 8 mph at 23 min, run the last minute @ 9 mph) - I'm telling you, ESPN and Fox Soccer Channel have really stepped it up this year with broadcasts of Premiership and Serie A games, they are definitely inspiring me to run run run
  • 5 min cooldown - 1 min @ 4 mph, 2 min @ 3.5 mph, 2 min @ 3 mph

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Catching up

Hey I've been monumentally busy this week so I'll just stop in to give my diet/exercise updates for the past 2-3 days, and I have something special coming tomorrow, so stay tuned...

Diet for Tuesday 9/15/09:
Breakfast
  • Cheerios, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Two pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • Big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Tuna sandwich - one small can albacore tuna, 1 tbsp mustard, 1 tbsp fat-free mayo, 1 slice fat-free cheese, on wheat bread
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Snack
  • 20 pieces Synder's fat-free mini pretzels

Dinner
  • Turkey sandwich - 4 slices deli turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese, on wheat bread
  • 1 cup Safeway applesauce, sweetened

Post-dinner
  • Heineken, 1 bottle, while helping a friend with his computer

Dessert
  • 2 servings Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Tuesday 9/15/09:
  • mowed the lawn, took about an hour


Diet for Wed 9/16/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • one bagel w/butter from Bagel Street Junction
  • Work mug of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich from Ratto's on sweet roll (smoked turkey, cheddar cheese, avocado, cucumber, lettuce, tomato, mustard, vinaigrette)
  • 1 small bag Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar flavor
  • 24 oz Coke Zero

Midday
  • another cup of coffee (it's a long day in Oakland)

Dinner
Dessert
  • Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt, slightly less than 2 servings


Exercise for Wed 9/16/09:
  • 30 min walking in Oakland, slightly above 3 mph


Diet for Thurs 9/17/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins
  • Two pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • Big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich - 4 slices deli turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese, on wheat bread
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Dinner
  • 3 oz chicken breast, grilled, marinaded with Lowry's Herb & Garlic marinade
  • 1 serving Knorr Cheddar Broccoli rice
  • 2 large ears corn on the cob w/butter & salt
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 2 servings Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Thurs 9/17/09:
  • "soccer practice" in the backyard with the kids for 45 min

Monday, September 14, 2009

Weigh-in Day # 2 : The 80/20 Rule and Bouncing Back

Official weight for Monday 9/14/09 : 224
Change from last week : +2

Ok I expected that. I'm not making any excuses for it, I had a blast this past weekend - did more in 2.5 days in Vegas than at any other time I've been there. Actually learned that playing table games is way more fun than losing dollars into a machine (they don't even take coins anymore). And given how far off the routine of diet and exercise I went for that weekend, it could have been a whole lot worse. So instead of touting a success story of vacation, let's turn this negative into a positive in another way.

Gaining weight in a single week is where a lot of diets will fail due to unrealistic expectations. And I suppose if you watch shows like The Biggest Loser it unfortunately compounds this problem - as much of a help in inspiration as TBL may be, it is NOT a realistic weight-loss scenario. And I don't blame them, because realistic weight loss would make a lousy TV show. The people on that show have their environment regulated to the nth degree by the trainers you see on TV, supported by the support staff that you don't (doctors, physios, diet consultants, etc). And yet, there's weeks where they put in a ton of exercise and continue to eat everything they're supposed to - and get horribly disappointed when they don't lose anything or gain a couple pounds.

That is the real part of it. My environment is not regulated by anyone other than me. If I wanted to do nothing but lose weight consistently week in and week out, I would not go away on vacation. I would never go out to dinner, I wouldn't even buy lunch at a deli or Subway. I wouldn't drink a drop of alcohol or consume any sweets, it would be all about deny deny deny until I hit my goal. And THEN they tell you, only THEN can you do what you want.

But if that's going to be your life forever and ever - SCREW THAT. I want to go on vacation, and drink some beers, and occasionally eat some stuff that would have any trainer on my case throwing a temper tantrum to rival Kanye The Biggest Bitch Of All Time. It's called enjoying your life - I mean, why else are you losing all this weight, so you can live the rest of your life in misery? I think this is also why a lot of people "yo-yo diet", because they hit some arbitrary mark and then go right back to the lifestyle they had before. And I know because I've done it myself.

On the flip side of that, I understand why nobody talks to FAT people that way - because we all have that FAT selective hearing as well. Someone says to you "go ahead and enjoy yourself once in a while", you hear "go ahead and enjoy yourself" and eat every minute as if it were your last. Someone says to you "eat six small meals a day" and your brain tacks on "that would choke an elephant". Someone says "eat only one bad thing per day" and your one bad thing is an entire pizza. Someone says "start small with exercise" and you hear "let me walk over to the couch to find out what's on cable". You are not in your right mind. Trainers and weight-loss professionals know this so they are taught to talk down to you by omitting details like you would with a grade-school kid. This results in a truly unreal "all or nothing" type philosophy that intimidates a lot of people and is really difficult to maintain. I might talk down to you because you still need it, but I'll only do it with the truth.

The reality of it is - you're not on Biggest Loser. You're not trying to win $250 large by not being large. There is no time limit. You're just you and the only reason you should be doing this is to live longer through healthy living. I've seen all sorts of diets out there, and they all suck because they all END. And as for getting that "perfect bod", you might be able to get into body shaping later if you get down far enough, but since so few people are really able to accomplish that feat, why not just have your initial goal to be healthy? To help you out with this mindset, let me re-introduce something I briefly mentioned on Thursday last week : the 80/20 rule.

In software programming, the "80/20 rule" (technically called "The Pareto Principle") can mean one of two things - either 80% of the problems with software are caused by the top 20% of bugs OR if something works for 80% of your use cases than perhaps the other 20% are not as worth it to pursue. Read that link above and you'll see it can mean a whole host of different things, so I'm going to re-brand this all-purpose rule for this blog - the 80/20 rule shall now be :
"If 80% of the time you can stick to your diet and exercise regimen, then the 20% you might not will matter less."
Now let's understand the meaning there so it gets past the FAT hearing - I'm not saying that you should block off 20% of your time and diet to screw up, far from it. The closer to 100% perfection that you get, the faster your results will be, and my case is no different. This weekend I ate two meals a day, ate at restaurants from Friday evening till Sunday night where the fat/salt content is higher, hung out in the desert drinking alcohol like Prohibition was coming back, and failed to utilize the hotel gym like I'd planned to do (largely due to hangover/sleep issues). I got some exercise by walking a lot, but it was nowhere near as intense enough as my body needed. I also wound up partially dehydrated - I say partially because it's not like I was in any physical danger or anything, but due to the alcohol and the diet and not drinking enough water, I ended up constipated and only pooping once the whole weekend when I usually go 1-2 times per day. Couple that with the late-night sleep loss on Wed/Thurs last week and that's enough to throw anyone's routine off. Like I said, it could have been a whole lot worse. But I'm not saying I'm sorry cause that weekend rocked.

The key to the next part of this is bouncing back. You have a bad week where you don't lose as much as you thought, don't lose at all, or actually gain weight, big deal - it happens. That was your 20% moment. What matters now is that you get back to the routine, put the disappointment behind you, and keep at it.

Take a look at my chart again:



Notice once again that there have been more than a few "down" weeks in my quest, those are marked by the red text. I don't consider the "0" weeks to be a problem, because I at least maintained the level I had, so throw those out. That leaves only 4 weeks out of 26 where I've gained weight back, or roughly 15%, and the results speak for themselves - but I've had these moments a few times, and I don't suspect this will be the last. Now back to my regularly-scheduled lifestyle...

Diet for Monday 9/14/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original, 1 serving w/fat-free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice with vitamins
  • 2 pieces wheat toast w/yogurt spread
  • big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich on wheat with one slice fat-free cheese
  • 3 large carrots
  • water

Dinner
  • Subway foot-long roasted chicken breast sandwich (you know what to put on it by now)
  • 2.5 oz bag Baked Lay's potato chips
  • regular Diet Coke

Dessert
  • 1.5 servings Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Monday 9/14/09:
  • 5 min warmup on treadmill @ 3.5 mph
  • 10 min stretching
  • 30 min @ 7 mph on the treadmill trying to get caught up with Premier League soccer
  • 5 min cooldown

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Leaving Las Vegas

Sorry this is late, been busy. Got in a bunch more the last day :
- checked out of hotel around 10 AM
- drove around Vegas looking for a breakfast place, wound up back at Peppermill for another psychedelic adventure in dining
- picked up some schwag at a souvenir shop
- drove out to Hoover Dam and did the dam tourist thing. Really awe-inspiring sight that is, and that it's 70 years old and in great shape is just so cool. There's also a new Pat Tillman-dedicated bridge being built next to it so the bulk of traffic can be diverted off the dam, and that is equally remarkable. Gotta hand it to the public works people of the Southwest, they have some serious style.
- drove back to Vegas, had dinner at a pretty decent Mexican place
- headed up to Mandalay Bay, walked around marveling at how much nicer it smells in there - also tripped out that I was right near so much famous stuff (House of Blues, the Events Center where so many UFC and boxing matches take place, the Shark Reef aquarium, etc)
- checked out the Minus 5 Lounge
- made the trek back (1 hr flight to Reno, 2 hr drive home)
- good times

Diet for 9/13/09 (I wasn't so good today):
Brunch
  • 3 scrambled eggs (I'd asked for egg whites the previous day but they gave me Egg Beaters, gross)
  • 2 strips bacon
  • 2 out of 3 mondo pancakes with butter and syrup (couldn't finish them)
  • coffee

"Snack"
  • bag of M&M's with Coke Zero

Dinner
  • chips and salsa
  • my absolute favorite Mexican dish, chimichanga with chicken/poblano sauce
  • rice
  • refried beans
  • a giant Patron-based marguerita

After-dinner @ Minus 5
  • another strong marguerita
  • chills


Exercise for 9/13/09:
  • nothing too strenuous, but we did do quite a bit of walking at Hoover Dam, including walking up and down those Dam stairs, but time was not on my side today

3 AM Vegas check-in # 2

Seriously who's awake during the day in this place, it's ungodly hot. If anything the weather in Vegas certainly matches my body clock's preferred mode of operation - and that would be vampire. Some quick hits from today :

- woke up at noon, killed off the dehydration hangover with two mimosas made by suite-mates who are way more into college football than I am.
- brunch at Peppermill, surprised to arrive in one piece and not melted from the frickin heat.
- Peppermill is the most gaudy restaurant ever invented - every shade of neon pink, purple and blue is represented, and as if that wasn't enough most of the interior looks like a giant disco ball exploded its guts onto the walls, causing fake trees and plants to grow everywhere amongst multi-colored sugar dispensers. If you are the type that drops acid to watch Fantasia, this is probably your bag. Food = decent.
- talked to my daughter, her soccer team won their opening game 5-0. YAYUH.
- walked back to the room (Hilton Grand Vacation Resort, if you're keeping score at home), changed shirts, walked over to the Sahara to meet Pai Gow Poker-addicted suite-mates
- 4 hours later and $50 richer, out of Pai-Gow land and back to the room for another costume change
- got the Incredibly Expensive Car out of its holster and drove to the Wynn for the buffet, where I blew everything I won on dinner - excellent food, particularly the dessert trays.
- back to the room, put on equally pimp outfit to leave equally pimp suite. Ness keeps me from wearing sunglasses to prevent full rockstar supernova.
- walked to Treasure Island, watched horribly stupid show apparently involving over-gesticulating pirates and their hooker counterparts. Explosions good, fire good, show bad.
- skipped past the volcano at Mirage, didn't want to wait for it. Pissed at people on sidewalk at this point anyway.
- walked to Bellagio, watched pretty spraying water and was relaxed.
- took a break in Paris casino to get a drink at "Le Sports Bar" where Ness won $100 on video poker
- walked back to Circus Circus to play giant slot machine but was foiled by giant idiot in ugly shirt with bottomless supply of dollar coins and dopey looks. Seriously contemplated farting near him and running away, I had to anyway. On the way Ness had to use the bathroom approximately 6.0 x 1023 times.
- decided to return to Sahara to drown sorrows in Pai Gow, was able to obtain an additional $25 of the Sahara's money and be throroughly entertained by drunk co-players
- back to the room, the end.

Score including yesterday : Exercise 2, Diet 0.5 (for good intentions)

Diet for Saturday 9/12/09:
Breakfast wake and bake:
  • two homemade mimosas

Brunch:
  • egg white omelette with bacon, tomato, onions, peppers and some fresh ground pepper
  • wheat toast w/butter and jelly
  • big cup of coffee

Dinner (buffet at Wynn):
    small green salad with Caesar croutons and fat-free vinaigrette
  • 3-4 oz turkey with gravy
  • one serving mashed potatoes (suspected to be instant)
  • some grilled asparagus
  • 1 scoop rigatoni pasta with no sauce
  • 1 scoop potato gnocchi
  • a couple shrimp Ness didn't want
  • 1 scoop Udon noodles w/tofu
  • 1 roll
  • two more mimosas

Dessert:
  • shared samples of three different pieces of cake with Ness

Other:
  • more beer than should rationally be consumed


Exercise for Saturday 9/12/09:
  • tons of walking, probably did 5 miles after dinner alone, we'll say 6 miles altogether

Saturday, September 12, 2009

3 AM Vegas check-in

- got the kids to school this morning
- worked 3-4 hours
- cleaned up a bit and packed
- drove to Reno, began eating bad stuff and drinking
- got on a plane to Vegas
- got a rental car that I could never in my life afford personally (Infiniti FX-35)
- arrived in pimp suite at Hilton Grand Vacations Resort
- hung out with suite-mates at Sahara, ate more bad stuff and drank
- walked all the way down to the Bellagio before realizing the fountains stop at midnight, walked part of the way back and rescued Ness with a a cab ride

Score - Exercise 1, Diet 0

Breakfast
  • Cheerios w/fat free milk
  • 4 oz orange juice w/vitamins (which I forgot to bring with me)
  • two pieces wheat toast with yogurt butter
  • Big cup of coffee

Lunch
  • 3 oz chicken breast
  • one serving mashed potatoes
  • one serving lima beans

Dinner
  • grilled chicken sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, guacamole
  • the first french fries I've eaten in months
  • two beers

Afterwards
  • 2-3 beers at Sahara
  • 1/2 order of Nachos I split with Ness


Exercise
  • 2.5 mi walk in late-night heat in Vegas up and down stairs and around too many drunk people and sewer smells to count

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Crash and Rise

It's been a crazy past couple days here - trying to squeeze in as much work as possible before heading off to Las Vegas for the weekend with Vanessa and our two friends J&J (who are already there taking drink orders). Really looking forward to it but currently exhausted beyond all recognition.

Short notes, stuff that's on my mind and coming up :

- I was going to talk about healthy diet basics this week but in the face of going off the grid this weekend I think I'll focus on diet disruptions instead. I think me going on vacation is a good "lesson learned" type of thing for this deal - I've done it a couple times now so I can show you how it's done. And hopefully I can stay on track.

- sleep cycle - this is something I still have a problem with, I stay up way to late and short myself on sleep. Usually it's my fault for watching TV or doing something stupid on the computer but last night I actually pulled an all-nighter for the first time in a very long time (worked from 10 AM Wed pretty much constantly until 6 AM Thurs, then crashed). I do notice that when I'm able to get 6-8 hours of sleep, I drop two pounds in my sleep on a regular basis. I'm sure if I hit a plateau this is something I can futz with to see if regulating sleep makes a bigger difference or not. Like anything with health though, I'm guessing that the 80/20 rule applies - if 80% of the time you can stick to a solid routine, then the 20% of the time you screw up won't matter as much. Gotta hit that 80% mark though, and the closer to 100% the better. Nobody's perfect though. See, there, ya got something out of me in my stream-of-consciousness notes. More on this at a later date.

- I'd forgotten how fun it is to watch mob soccer. My 7-year-old daughter just joined the U-8 girls team "Happy Feet" and since they are ranked #1 in their recreational group after a seeding tournament in August they'll be playing all over the Sac county area. Really happy she's getting a good introduction to the sport I most love with some people that actually care about the game. And darned if I can't see some potential in a couple of these girls in particular. But oh man is that fun to watch - bunch-bunch-bunch....POP (ball comes out)....bunch-bunch-bunch...repeat. Not to mention the kids that are out of the current scrum collecting bugs or just generally lying on the ground. Glad I didn't coach at this level, I'll be an assistant next year maybe if she wants to move up to U-10, that suits my level of MacCotter-ness (in tribute to my late HS coach Hugh MacCotter, of whom many colorful stories can be spoken).

- I'm starting to believe that pretty much any scale I buy is a piece of crap. Any recommendations on accurate, reliable scales is fully welcome - cost not a real concern if it's not too outrageous, I just need something quality. Mine is starting to fizzle out so bad I'm using the one on Wii Fit just to get accurate measurements though.

- because of the weird schedule today I kinda reversed lunch and dinner from the usual, you'll see what I mean. But if I wasn't using tracking software of some kind, I wouldn't have known I could do that and would have just eaten the biggest bunch of junk that was easiest to get, so this is a victory. Yay.

- Joe Wilson is a grand mal idiot. That is all.

Diet for 9/10/09:
Breakfast
"Lunch"
  • 3 oz chicken breast
  • one serving leftover garlic mashed potatoes
  • 1.5 cups of cooked lima beans with yogurt butter/garlic salt

"Dinner"
  • turkey sandwich on whole wheat (4 slices turkey, one slice fat-free cheese)
  • 3 large raw carrots, peeled
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 1.5 servings (approx) of Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt
  • 3/4 glass of wine which was the rest of the bottle


Exercise for 9/10/09:
  • I was dog-tired most of the day and concerned that I had a muscle pull in my right quad from yesterday's run so I didn't do the core workout I had planned
  • I did, however, stay after Macy's soccer practice to work with her (and her sister) on some basics that the coach had said she needed; this amounted to me running around with them for about 20-30 minutes so I'm calling that exercise in my near-zombie state
  • Promising myself I'll do something tomorrow and make use of the hotel gym over the weekend

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Another busy day (sorry)

Yeah yeah I know I said I'd get more ranting and raving in today but as it turns out I have an unexpected deadline at work that's keeping me up way past my ordinarily-very-late-anyway bedtime. So today will be another short entry - but understand I'm still fitting in all my meals and a workout (plus an extra cup of coffee for the added boost), so I'm still defeating your "I'm too busy" attitude by a mile.

Diet for Wed 9/9/09:
Breakfast
Lunch
  • Leftover salmon from Saturday night's dinner, 6 oz.
  • one ear of corn on the cob w/butter & salt
  • water

Pre-workout
  • one big cup of coffee (for the extra boost since tonight will most likely be a late night with all the work I have to do)

Post-workout snack
  • 1.5 oz of Blue Diamond whole almonds
  • a ton of water

Dinner
Dessert
  • 2 cups Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt
  • one serving Hershey's lite chocolate syrup


Exercise for Wed 9/9/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • 30 minutes on treadmill @ 7 mph, 1% grade while watching the USA outlast Trinidad & Tobago 1-0 in World Cup Soccer qualifying
  • Did a 15-minute cooldown instead of 5 minutes after the run because my hamstrings felt a little tight - 1 min @ 4 mph, 2 min @ 3.5 mph, 12 min @ 3 mph

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Busy Tuesday

Had a busy day today, had to get the kids to school in the morning, do a bunch of work, go shopping at Fry's and Target, fit in a workout and lunch, and then make it across the river for my daughter's first soccer practice. So yeah, no speeches today, I'll just give you the rundown and get back to it tomorrow with some tips for building your diet the RIGHT way.

Diet for Tuesday 9/8/09:
Breakfast
Lunch
  • Subway footlong roasted chicken breast, toasted w/cheese, lettuce, tomato, bell peppers, cucumbers, mustard, salt/pepper, vinegar
  • one 2.5 oz bag Baked Lay's potato chips
  • regular diet coke

Dinner
  • Leftover spaghetti/sauce from Friday's dinner (no garlic bread or meatballs though)
  • one glass of red wine

Dessert
  • about 1 1/2 cups of Safeway chocolate fat-free frozen yogurt (you can eat a bit more of this stuff than the Breyer's so I'm switching back)


Exercise for Tuesday 9/8/09:
  • 5 min warmup @ 3.5 mph on treadmill
  • 10 min stretching
  • Circuits 1 and 2 of the "Total Exhaustion Workout" (took about 30 minutes) - I did the sprints from circuit 1 @ 9 mph instead of 8 mph though

Monday, September 7, 2009

Weigh-In Day # 1 - Happy Labor Day

After all that fire and vitriol, it really comes down to one threat I've been living under for the past six months - the iron-clad honesty of the scale on each Monday for weigh-in day. This is what I work toward, it is the only bit of leverage that I have against myself during the rest of the week other than my own words echoing through my head. So knowing that I started this week at 225, what did the scale say this morning?

222

That's a loss of three pounds in one week. So my first thought was, well at this rate this is going to be the shortest blog in history. My second thought is I know how bad this scale is, I better double-check it. Yep, still 222.

This is the weird thing about losing weight over time - you get to understand that not only do you hit a plateau once in a while but that you can push through it in really unexpected ways. Sometimes that break-through has a reason, like say I stepped up a level in exercise or ate a bit less than I usually do, sometimes not. So in the interest of keeping everyone's expectations in check (yours and mine) let's examine why this may have happened this week.

First let's look back at all the weeks up until now for comparison :



The first thing that should jump out at you here is that it's not exactly a straight line - there's plenty of times where I gained weight or didn't lose very much, and lately several weeks in a row where I didn't lose much of anything. In fact it took me the entire month of August to lose just as much weight as I did this past week, and three pounds is the largest weekly drop I've seen since June.

So what changed...? Not that you'd be able to tell from one week of blog entries, but my diet hasn't changed much for some time, and the amount of exercise hasn't varied all that much either. I even ate lunch out this week, which is average since I usually wind up dining out 1-2 times per week (not including the times I buy lunch at work). Maybe my metabolism is just trying to impress you all :)

Actually I think that's not far off from a viable explanation - stress, or rather the lack thereof. Studies show that when you are under stress, your body releases more of the hormones adrenaline and cortisol, both of which are tied to the "fight or flight response", or simply your body's innate reaction to protect itself from a perceived threat. Increased levels of cortisol in your bloodstream are known to slow your metabolism, increasing fat storage; therefore it only makes sense that if you can decrease stress, thus decreasing the amount of cortisol in your system, then your metabolism could potentially be sped up a bit.

So if I'm looking for a big change in between this week and the past couple months to explain the big drop, then the difference is...YOU. Or rather, me dumping out all the thoughts I've been holding in, and the largely positive reinforcement that I've received in return. It has brought down my stress level immensely, and for your help in this process I cannot but thank you from the bottom of my heart.

One last point, although the initial results here are good we should really be tempering expectations for the coming weeks - there will more than likely be ups and downs, perhaps even a plateau or two. In fact, two of the main stressors of any diet - special events and vacation time - are both happening this week. Today was Labor Day and was spent up with my girlfriend's family (me, her and the kids), had a great time, a couple beers, but kept myself under control. This coming weekend is our planned trip to....LAS VEGAS BABY YEAAAAH!!!! And you're all coming with me (in spirit that is)!!! In all seriousness though, I think an important lesson will be learned here on three fronts : (1) fun times can still be fun if you continue to put in the work around them, (2) I certainly wouldn't expect another 3-pound drop next week, and (3) this is a process without a time limit, so while you need to be serious and vigilant most of the time with diet and exercise, don't let it come at the expense of a good time here and there - and don't let those momentary binge times become the start of anything longer than momentary. And dammit, I just love you guys THAT much...that I'm willing to go all the way to Vegas to show you how it's done. Consider it my great sacrifice, and winna winna chicken dinna ;)

Diet for Monday 9/7/09:
Breakfast
  • Fiber One Original cereal, one serving with 1/2 cup of fat-free milk
  • 4 oz of orange juice with vitamins
  • Big cup of coffee
  • Two pieces of wheat bread with yogurt spread

Lunch (family BBQ, this was over several hours)
  • one hot dog on a wheat bun with ketchup
  • two kabob spits with grilled veggies, one with beef and one with shrimp
  • 1/2 ear of corn on the cob with butter (no salt)
  • 2-3 handfuls of tortilla chips with cheese dip, salsa and/or guacamole
  • 3 light beers
  • a couple Diet cokes
  • one regular Pepsi (needed the caffeine/sugar rush to wake up, I was driving home)

Dinner
  • one 6-inch roasted chicken breast sandwich on wheat w/cheese, mustard, lettuce, tomato, olives, cucumber, bell peppers, salt/pepper, vinegar
  • one 2.5 oz bag of Baked Lay's potato chips
  • 20 oz Diet coke

Dessert
  • 1 cup of Safeway fat-free chocolate frozen yogurt


Exercise for Monday 9/7/09:
  • Took a rest day today, will punish self tomorrow as usual

Sunday, September 6, 2009

You and Your Goddamn Excuses (Conclusion)

More from the "Interview with the Fatties", here is the conclusion - "On the subject of exercising..."

FAT : I don't have time to work out.

dB : Whatever. I'll bet you can recite the entire plot line from the past few seasons of "Lost" though. As well as every series on HBO, Showtime, etc. etc. etc. FAT people love to say they don't have time because exercising would cut into their busy TV-watching and eating schedule. I still get to watch TV, I just do it about 30-60 minutes less per day than I used to. That's all it takes. You find time to watch 3-4 hours of TV a day, you can certainly do 25-33% of that exercising.

FAT : I have kids, they just get in the way, that keeps me from working out.

dB : What a totally crappy excuse, I used to use it myself. And it's not like I don't understand. Babies require around the clock attention and it's exhausting. Young kids love to get up in your business while you're on the floor and moving around. And if you have older kids, I'm sure they need help with homework, or getting to this place or that, whatever. News flash : YOU'RE THE PARENT. If you can't make 30-60 minutes a day a priority for you, then you might as well give them up for adoption. Here's how to handle each situation - babies are portable, get a jog stroller. Young kids love to help out, make them part of your workout, have them read a list to you of what you should do next or something (or just go outside and play with them directly like I do). Get the older kids to do some of the workouts along with you, or tell them you need the "me" time and go do it yourself. Yes, being a parent means making sacrifices for your kids, but it also means setting limits and being an example for them as well - and the example you don't want to set is how to send yourself to an early grave. It's so much better for them to see that the "normal" thing to do is to exercise and eat right, not the other way around.

FAT : I'm no athlete, I don't think I could really do all that physical stuff.

dB : I suppose it's a valid concern if all you see are the beautiful people on TV or in movies doing these incredible stunts masquerading as workouts. Or even if you read my blog and see the workouts I pull after six straight months of build-up. But if you're just starting out, you shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff. Start out by walking around the block, running in place, riding your bike, playing with your kids - whatever it is, keep it simple. You know how I got started? Playing video games. Ok that's only half the story, obviously the sitting-on-your-ass style video games will only make your problems worse. But I started out by playing Wii Fit and Guitar Hero: Metallica. Wii Fit is about the easiest introduction to exercise I can imagine, and if you play the drums on Expert+ in GH:Metallica like I do, it's a workout like none other (if you can't make it through the song in the game mode, just put it in practice mode and it'll let you work on it as long as you want). I still go back to those games when I'm injured or sick, they're so easy they make great rehab. Just trying to show you it can be done and you don't have to be a superhero to start out.

FAT : I can't afford to join a gym or hire a trainer, and even if I could I don't want to go to a gym cause I'm too FAT.

dB : So don't go. Work out at home like I do. It only takes a bit of creativity and a minimum of equipment and effort. And you'll save a whole bunch of money in gym/trainer fees and a whole bunch of time traveling back and forth, waiting for idiots to stop sitting on the equipment, etc. Use your own body weight to train yourself, it's a more thoroughly satisfying experience than plopping down behind any machine. Working out at home defeats that "I don't have time" excuse right away because once you get home from work (or are taking a break from working at home like I do most times), the "gym" is right there for you. And hey if you do that for a while, maybe you can go join a gym after you lose enough weight to feel comfortable doing it. I'd rather not, though, I'm happier working out on my own.

FAT : I have a bad back/knee/ankle/pinky-toe/whatever, I can't work out.

dB : OOOH FAT people just LOVE this one. Well let's break it down - most of the time, you're probably full of shit and just using this as an excuse because it's something no one can directly prove. Sorry, the truth hurts. The rest of the time, if you're complaining about injuries below the waist (knees/ankles/shins), it's because your body is not designed to hold the weight it's carrying and it's rebelling. I used to have such problems with my ankles that walking to lunch and back at work would put me in discomfort. Granted I had sprained both ankles fairly badly at some point, but that's an injury from which you should be able to recover without any ill effects (although if I ice skate for a while my ankles do get a bit sore). And the #1 complaint here - "myyyyyy back hurrrrrrrts" - I can tell you exactly why. That's because (a) your abdominal muscles are complete shit and (b) the weight of your massive gut hanging forward is straining your back muscles with every step you take. My back used to hurt so bad that I couldn't run for longer than 10 minutes...in fact, I remember one episode of back pain that was so excruciating that I couldn't carry my daughter around the zoo, and that made me feel like CRAP. But I know now that it was because I was out of shape and needed to lose weight. You have to think of your spine as a tent pole that runs through your body - put the wrong weight on it or put tension on it the wrong way, and it feels like the tent is leaning or about to crash to the ground any second. If you lose weight and strengthen your core muscles (abs, back, chest, obliques), then the tension evens out, the tent sits upright and the pain goes away. There is no chiropractor that can help you with this, they'll just lie to you and do more of their voodoo bullshit - it's up to you to modify the situation. Now my limitation on running is not how badly my back or ankles hurt, but how much my lungs can handle, and that's a great feeling.

FAT : Ugh, exercise is just so BORING.

dB : Well yeah if you just do the same stupid thing every single day it's boring, and on top of it very unimaginative. But if you continually mix your workouts up, then not only will you NOT be bored, but you'll gradually find that you want to challenge your new body by doing new things you never thought were possible for you. Like a weekend trip to go hiking for 20 miles (been there), or biking between two cities (done that), maybe even running a road race or triathlon (both of which are on my to-do list). Any trainer worth their salt would tell you that the only way to get consistent results is to switch up what you to to do for training (that's called "cross-training" which is one of their favorite buzz words), because otherwise your body adapts and then the effectiveness of that training is diminished.

FAT : What am I supposed to do, I just have no idea...

dB : Well that's part of why I did this. Granted there's a bunch of advice out there on the internet for free, but how do you know what is good or bad, and whether it's going to work? Well we'll be able to see that together, won't we....if I lose weight, obviously what I've done is working, and if I don't....well you do the math. Keep reading, I'll get us there.

Diet for Sunday 9/6/09:
Breakfast
Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich (4 slices turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese, two slices wheat bread)
  • 3 large carrots, raw, peeled

Dinner
Dessert
  • 2 servings Safeway fat-free Chocolate Frozen Yogurt w/one serving of Hershey's Lite Chocolate Syrup


Exercise for Sunday 9/6/09:
  • Mow lawn, 45 minutes (and yeah, household chores like doing laundry, mopping floors, cleaning, and yard work do count as activity)
  • 5 min warmup on treadmill @ 3.5 mph
  • 10 minutes stretching
  • Modified "Daily 16" using Exercise Card 1 from The United States Marine Workout book :
    • Start with 5 reps each of the following exercises, each done the specific way according to the manual :
    • Then do your "main event" physical exercise, which for me is usually a treadmill workout, in this case a set of pyramid intervals, all at 1% incline:
      • 2 min warmup @ 3.5 mph
      • 30 second sprint @ 10 mph
      • 60 second "rest" @ 4 mph
      • 45 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 60 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 90 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 60 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 45 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 30 sec @ 10 mph
      • 60 sec @ 4 mph
      • 60 sec @ 3.5 mph
      • 60 sec @ 3 mph
    • Finally go back over the list of exercises from the first step and do 20 reps each
    • The book has you do specific stretches as warm-up and cool-down and while they may work for 18- to 22-year old recruits, they are NOT sufficient for my 39-year-old body, so I do my own stretches, which I will detail at a later date
  • Play soccer in the back yard with kids for 30 minutes
  • Told ya it was gonna be a lot

Saturday, September 5, 2009

You and Your Goddamn Excuses (Part 1)

I've talked to quite a few FAT people over the years, having been one myself, so I'm pretty well-versed in all the excuses that get made as to why they haven't started taking care of themselves like adults yet. I figured I'd run through a few of the most popular here and debunk them, you're welcome to submit any suggestions and I'll address them as I can. Today is part 1 of Interview with the Fatties, "On the subject of dieting..."

FAT : It's just too hard to watch everything I eat and count calories, I don't think I can do it.

dB : No doubt - at the rate you probably shovel it in now it's probably barely visible to the naked eye. Seriously though folks...I really have to, again, point you to the use of food-tracking software or websites to help you out with this. A lot of them allow you to save "favorites" so that foods you eat over and over again can be easily added to the tracker. Really beats having to write it down. And if counting specific calories or fat grams or whatever bums you out, the Weight Watchers point system is a really great simplification of this.

FAT : I'd really love to go on a diet but it seems I'll have to deny myself so many things it hardly seems worthwhile.

dB : So don't deny yourself!! I still eat chocolate every day, I still have cheese and alcohol and Mexican food and pizza and all that stuff. Keep reading my food journal and you'll see I'm not lying, I haven't even changed the composition of what I eat all that much since I started losing weight - in fact for breakfast most days I eat the exact same thing. You just learn to make substitutions for stuff that's bad for you, or eat far less of it if you can't. We'll get into this in more detail in the next couple days I promise.

FAT : Aren't you hungry? I'd love to change my diet but I'm just so worried about being hungry all the time...

dB : Seems like there'd be a whole lot better things to worry about, but...alright. If that's really your worry, then go for a version of the Wolverine Diet where you sleep 8 hours a night and eat something every 3 hours for the remaining 16 that you're awake. I usually space out my meals/snacks to be every 2-4 hours and I swear there's plenty of times where I wind up eating and I'm not even all that hungry - but rather than waiting until I'm starving and make a really bad decision, I opt for the healthier choice.

FAT : I hear too many conflicting things from friends or experts or on the internet, I'm so confused by it all I don't know what's good and what isn't.

dB : Screw those idiots then. Most of em either don't know what they're talking about or are deeply compromised because they're trying to sell you something at the same time. There is no guaranteed one-way ticket to happiness here, folks. Losing weight is a long-term process that results from a healthy lifestyle of eating less and exercising more, not some sort of mad race to the finish whilst fasting. If you're doing it right, you are not on a diet, you're changing your life for good. I may have lost a lot of weight fairly quickly, but it's because I've dedicated myself to fundamental change and then stuck to my guns. Diets end. Lifestyles don't. Repeat that one, I like that.

FAT : It just doesn't seem possible, what with food portion sizes growing all the time and restaurants putting so much fat and salt in stuff like that...

dB : Do you REALLY need me to answer this...? I think the answer's pretty obvious - stop eating so much at restaurants. Restaurants are not in the business of keeping you healthy, they're in the business of making food taste better by adding more sugar, butter, salt, cheese, sour cream, mayo, etc. And they're in the business of making portion sizes appear to be a good value, so quite often what you get is far more than you should be eating. Even when you're ordering from one of the better places like Subway or your neighborhood deli, it's up to you to make the right choices on what to eat and what not to eat. This is not to say that you can't go eat at a restaurant once in a while, but understand that the more you do this, the slower your results will come. One decent rule I have heard is that if you wind up eating at these places on business a lot or because of friend/family commitments, then ask for a box before they even bring your food, stick half of what they give you in the box, and take it home for another day (thanks Ness). Or bring lunch with you to work if there's no places around to get healthy choices. This is up to you and your level of discipline.

FAT : Thanksgiving/Xmas/my birthday/my friend's party/whatever is coming up, I'll just ruin my diet then so why bother.

dB : Believe me, whatever special occasion you come up with for this excuse, there's going to be another one right around the corner so this needs to be addressed. And there is some cause to worry about this, because getting started with a good diet is all about forming routine, and nothing breaks up a routine faster than special events. Well I can't tell you to avoid your family and friends like I did with restaurants, so what I can tell you is - control your surroundings as much as you can. Make plans ahead of time as to what you will and won't eat, or how many drinks you'll have, etc., plan your entire day's menu around it, then stick to the plan. If you happen to go a little overboard, that's ok, it happens. Your job is to make sure you get back on the horse the next day and continue right on with a healthy life. There will always be parties and holidays, but you're not going to see very many more of them if you keep blowing up like a balloon. And another thing - you're going to give up THAT easy? I mean, crap, if I threw in the towel every time I screwed up and ate too much since March then I'd still be a major heifer. So you screwed up, so what. I ate a PB&J tonight I wasn't originally planning on because my stomach was growling like mad. Take a look at what I do tomorrow for exercise though, you'll see.

FAT : I'm too busy and stressed out to be worrying about this right now, I'll get to it later.

dB : Look, if I come off as grouchy or uncaring at times as regards the plight of the poor poor downtrodden miserable put-upon FAT people...then this is exactly why. I look back on the 15-20 years I spent as a FAT person and I'm disgusted with myself for letting it go on as long as I did. Not only for the health problems that I'm having to fight against now, but for the fact that I spent the vast portion of my prime years - my 20's and 30's - as an out-of-shape blimp. I mean, I have still had a really great life by all means - great kids, wonderful girlfriend, good friends, good music, good job, I own my own house, etc. etc. But believe me when I tell you, that every moment that you waste making excuses now is another moment you'll absolutely regret later. Do not waste that time, start living better NOW.

It's late, imply the deep-linking on your own or leave me some in comments :) Then come back here tomorrow for Part 2 about exercise.

Diet for Saturday 9/5/09:
Breakfast
Lunch
  • Turkey sandwich (dry) - wheat bread, 4 slices deli turkey, 1 slice fat-free cheese
  • 3 large carrots, raw but peeled
  • one 4 oz cup of Safeway applesauce, sweetened

Snack
  • Synder's fat-free mini pretzels, 20 pieces

Dinner
  • one 5-6 oz grilled salmon filet w/honey-mustard glaze
  • One cup of cooked asparagus w/yogurt butter and garlic salt
  • One baked potato with fat-free sour cream and low-fat shredded cheese
  • one glass red wine

Dessert
  • 1 cup Breyer's low-fat chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

Late-night (I was really hungry)
  • one PB&J sandwich on wheat bread


Exercise for Saturday 9/5/09:
  • 60 minutes of "soccer training" with the kids at a local school's soccer field - my oldest daughter starts soccer next week and I wanted to give her (and her younger sister) a crash course to get her ready; included running, kicking, dribbling the ball, corralling two little girls who didn't want to leave to go home and eat dinner